First day of school
teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here


Two attitudes

1.) I’m too high for this shit

2.) I’m not high enough for this shit

(via samshighinthemountains)


Somethings wrong when you regret
Things that haven’t happened yet
But it’s a glorious day when morning comes
Without the feeling of alarm

So rise, and shine
Now’s the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile


The Submarines - 1940