First day of school
teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here

p4sstheblunt:

Two attitudes


1.) I’m too high for this shit

2.) I’m not high enough for this shit

(via samshighinthemountains)

"

Somethings wrong when you regret
Things that haven’t happened yet
But it’s a glorious day when morning comes
Without the feeling of alarm



So rise, and shine
Now’s the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

"

The Submarines - 1940

+